And its another Monday. Thank the Lord, everyday above ground is a blessing. I was gonna write a post containing a lot of feelings and shade throwing about a person who is currently un-important, irrelevant, not worth the typing energy sooooooo imma blog about the types of people y’all gonna meet in uni.
A bunch of y’all gonna be joining uni this week, this month or some time this year basically some time in your damn life. So i have established a very comprehensive list kinda.Today’s post is gonna be on the type of girls and next week we’ll discuss types of guys in uni.
Higher learning facilities provide the best and worst pot-teenager memories or to some provide teenage memories. Its funny how i have met 16 year olds in uni. They are not intelligent, none are baby geniuses but what do you know; They are in uni. Anyway below are some of the girls you are bound to meet:
1- Barbie BMW 💁🏼👑💰🚘
Barbie BMW is exactly as the name suggests. She got her clothes on fleek, Michael Kors handbag , an iphone in hand and the distinguishing factor is the car keys. This type of girl always has her cars keys in hand cause well she drives a German machine while y’all drive Japanese makes.(L.A.N.E.S.)
She has a tonne of make up on. I’m not kidding, the amount of foundation on her face could build a house.(Dear Boys, foundation is a make up product applied to the face to create an even complexion.)I had to add that part for incase my male readers got confused. Barbie BMW’S make up skills are horrible but no one tells her cause well they are usually bitches and its hilarious to have a daily clown entertainment available.This type of girl is surrounded by multiple people who she actually thinks are her friends
.And another trait of Barbie BMW, this type of girl is always in heels and its awesome when they fall. They actually fall in stages; it starts at the ankles then then the hips and finally the upper body. Funniest shiit ever.
2-IM TOO SMART FOR THIS SHIIT👔📚📚📈
Now this type of girl is serious about her grind. She got all A’s she is bound to be a billionaire but her social skills suck. She is always correcting everyone. Full on Ms Know It All. Her friends are her fellow ‘smart ones’ and find joy in judging the less intelligent.
Moreover they tend to sit with people of their community cause everybody else cant stand them. Clothing of choice is baggy pants, tight white top with a checked t-shirt and converse or vans. Very ready to run away when one of the less intelligent ones decides they’ve had enough and an ass whooping is about to be served.
3-The Tech Chic💻📲💽📩
Now this is the type of girl that i personally cant get. Her tech knowledge is mostly confusing cause well everything techy gives me a headache.She always has her laptop in hand and goes on and on about a software that does only God knows what. But once you drag their asses out into the real world, they are really cool people to be around and they smart so they don’t mind helping you with Math(Bless the geek *insert tear drop*)
This type of girl loves comfort and it is visible in her clothes. Sweatpants and jeans are the go to attire. They walk in small techy squads discussing well you know tech shiit that just sounds like gibberish to everyone else.
4-Im An Arts Major🎬🎥📷🎤🎵🎷🎨
This type of girl as the title suggests is pursing a major in the arts. Be it journalism, Music, actual Art basically nothing science or maths related shiit. She is the life of the crowd and loud as hell. Having a good time is priority at any one time.
Very expressive in her own right and most of the time dances to anything like no one is watching. She is more than willing to tell you what she is passionate about as many times as you ask her. Music is a must in her life.And btw this type of girl isn’t afraid to fuck up a bitch if need arises.
Making friends is very easy for this type of girl and she will strike up a convo with you out of nowhere. She is a lover of color and it can be exhibited by the way she dresses. So when you hear loud ass laughter, it’s the i’m an Arts Major girl.
5- Introvert but lowkey LOCO😷👉🏼😝💃🏻💃🏻😜
This is my typpa people.This type of girl to the outside world is quiet very timid and doesn’t want any attention, but when with her friends; she is loco. Life of the party. She got the sickest comebacks and is extremely loyal .
She loves and loves hard but still kinda reserved. Books keep her company and her pass time is usually writing poetry or short stories. She is willing to fuck up a bitch anywhere and anytime. this typpa girl is usually around the Im An Arts Major. Perfect mix of explosive.
In a crowd she usually sits and observes people and she can know in two minutes if someone is full of shiit.To strangers she is so sweet and quiet but just ask her friends. Jeans is her go to choice and at times dresses. She loves her make up but doesn’t go over board.
There are some type of girls that i haven’t mentioned cause well i got tired of typing and this post was getting way too . All in all whatever type of girl you are, its you and you don’t need to change yourself just to fit in. All you need to do is pass your classes before you get your ass whooped.
(p.s. uni is the right place to finally find yourself in a sea of strangers, books and assignments)