Sup guys, its another week and im sitting here staring at my laptop wondering what i shall post for y’all .I got too many ideas, but you know we gotta keep it halal 😂
Moving right along, my bff recently was playing around with the idea of applying for an internship in a big corporation (which is very intimidating) and she couldn’t bring herself to fill out the forms.So me being the good friend that i am, i pushed her, actually threatened her(we have an interesting and complicated friendship) to fill the forms ,i sent them and guess what, she got the internship.
This led me to think (yes people i actually think once in a while) about all the situations in life where all you need to do is just TRY:
1-When wanting to test out a new recipe that you saw on foodnetwork ,that involved white people spices such oregano and rosemary.Knowing for sure your mum will curse you as well as the generations to come.Apart from that, what’s the worse that could happen(maybe food poisoning) but all in all just TRY.They may like it, who we kidding its white people food aint nobody like that😂
2- When you pass by a boutique but the clothes look really expensive ,shiit maybe one dress cost as much as someone’s salary. Dont fret,walk in there and try on the clothes like a boss, take a whole lotta pics; enough to feel up your IG.And then walk out without buying anything. At least you tried them on.(Good for you😊)
3-You know that really hot guy or girl that has been bothering your nervous system and causing you to break out into a cold sweat when you see them cause they are just that fine(unholy type of fine😫). And you know they are way out of your league,actually they are from a different planet. Listen here, approach them with the smoothest line you know and a whole lotta confidence.If it goes well CONGRATS!! If doesn’t just shout out’psyke’and then proceed to bury yourself in the nearest cemetery😊. But atleast you tried.
4- In class when the lecturer asks a question and you know the answer ,but you doubt yourself. Cause you know your ancestors didnt really favour you in the brain department. Please just answer the question before the class loudmouth does and steals your thunder. If you get it wrong dont stress, it just shows everyone that at least you had the nerve to try.
5-Extreme sports, this for me is a definite NO NO!!❌❌.But for the rest y’all go for it.Try it for the both of us😌.Imma come clean, things such as bungee jumping, sky diving or any other sport that goes against the laws of gravity and any other theory out there about physics is a HELL NO 🙅🏼.God intended us to be on land and worship Him.What the hell y’all doing in the air acting as if y’all witches on brooms. This is what watching batman and superhero movies has led to😒.The sky was made for birds and land for humans.A beg😫
But if you have the nerve to try, go ahead. Imma just be here chilling, sipping my sangria, JUICE!!! I meant juice😇 stupid autocorrect😏
What im trying to say is that you shouldn’t be afraid to try things out in life. Its all about excitement and fulfilling your inner most desires or what not.
Uhmm but the skydiving thing, yeah im not about to do that anytime soon.Not willing to crash into the ground and turn into human mince meat.😒