Yeah yeah i know, this blog post is long overdue and y’all need to calm down please. Don’t get your knickers in a twist a beg. Anyway, from the title y’all must be all excited thinking i’m gonna talk about my Ex, hate to burst your bubble! I don’t have an EX, living a halal lifestyle here, no room for haraam. But i do have friends who unfortunately have those so called exes or as i like to call them, a waste of human flesh, or something that should have been left in a CD.Which ever you prefer is okay really.
If you’re easily offended, i highly suggest you stop reading right now. EXIT! EXIT! EXIT! You have been warned, proceed with caution.Anyway(i say that a lot) back to the Ex. Their existence is completely unnecessary but what can you do; wildlife is allowed to roam freely in the city.
Picture this, your Ex goes to your Uni/college, PLOT TWIST. Now this is the case for one of my really close friends. I’ve decided to give y’all a speech to tell your Ex when they try and ‘converse’ with you.
You’re my Ex, which means at any encounter, we don’t need to Exchange words. Halla at me? Don’t do that, stopping me?don’t try that!You actually don’t Exist. We didn’t work out so i hit the Exit immediately.Do you really Expect me to forget all the shiit you put me through?That i’m so gullible and i’ll address your presence with Excitement. Nigga please calm down ,take a second and Examine your damn self. You out here spreading toxic fumes almost causing an Explosion. I actually thought cavemen were Extinct but clearly the Experts missed one.I wonder how much money i’ll make by Exporting you to a different country!Now please back up off me before i smack you in that baboon’s ass-like feature you call a face!!
If they don’t get the picture after all that, i think it’s safe enough to assume that you actually dated a GOAT.
Side note: i’m currently on a steady diet of canned Fanta soda(tastes better) and caramel popcorn. Before anyone comes at me about how my eating habits are unhealthy, i just have one question or two for you. Is Satan using your insides as a playground? Causing havoc as if an exorcism process is happening and the Priest is loosing? Does it feel like your body is literally under attack from ITSELF? I thought TF not. So please shut up and sit down. Thank you
FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!!