Take this as a warning, dear best friend’s significant other, you may have convinced her that you’re so sorry but I don’t buy it. I never will. I will be on your ass 24/7, you will not breathe in peace as long as I am around. Cause I know what you are capable of and trust me, I’m worse. Im so evil its ridiculous. Fuck up one more time, I dare you. I fucking dare you.Give me a reason to get imprisoned cause trust me for my best friend I’m willing to serve time.
Take this as a warning, dear best friend’s significant other, you may have her common sense clouded by this “love” but guess what? I got 20/20 vision and I see your fuckery. If you were used to playing games with other girls, well motherfucker not my best friend. At the slightest sense, feeling, hint that you’re doing some dumb shit, imma land on you like a fucking hurricane. You’re not ready dear boy. You aren’t!!
Take this as a warning dear best friend’s significant other, so you’re sorry now, baby boy even cried. Congrats, the Oscar for the best performance goes to you. Where the after party at? What a performance dear boy!! You’re acting teacher should be so proud. When is the next performance happening? I would like to see it personally. And just for authenticity sake , imma whoop your ass, so you really have something to cry about.
Take this as a warning dear best friend’s significant other. You know the friendship we had, yeah that’s gone. I embraced you like a brother, like family and you did everything in your power to destroy that. She may have forgiven you, but I have’nt and never will. You are now a stranger to me, we will not speak, hang or chill. Those privileges have been revoked cause I expected better from you. Dont even try to ‘fix’ our friendship , speak to me I will run you over with my car. Don’t test me!
Take this as a warning dear best friend’s significant other, these threats are not futile. I am capable of everything I have said. Make her cry one more time and trust me, imma break your knee caps with a 2 by 4. Imma beat your ass and by the time I’m done you will never look in her direction again. I may look innocent but for the people I love, I turn into someone different. Someone you don’t want to meet. So please heed my warnings and take it seriously cause I don’t fuck around.
(THIS IS A LETTER TO EVERY MAN WHO IS IN MY BEST FRIENDS ‘LIVES. THESE GIRLS ARE MY FAMILY AND YOU JUST DONT MESS WITH FAMILY AND GET AWAY WITH IT)