GET TO KNOW ME

I have been such a bad blogger lately, I have’nt been uploading consistently and I apologize. And I shall try to make it up, I promise. This post was a long time coming, and I think its high time y’all get to know the human that wastes multiple minutes of your lives with her useless posts.

     1.FULL NAME

Well I come from a community that insists on giving us our great great great parents names, but officially its Lutfiya Wanjiru Rashid.

2.AGE

20 years old, there are those that say I look older because of my height (I’m 5’8) and others say I look younger because of my chubby cheeks…all in all my fat ass is 20.

3 . Where do you  live?

In a house like everyone else, you know the ones with many many windows and at times multiple doors. It is usually located near or next to similar structures in an enclosed area. I know, this is new knowledge to some people but trust me, such structures do exist.

4.What is your major in Univerisity?

Im majoring in witchcraft and trash talking. You know something that I am fully knowledgeable about. But the universities decided to call it something else. Lemme explain the course: trash talk( when it comes to bashing people in public and for it to be accepted and even applauded) and witchcraft (concocting issues and stories out of nowhere). Universities call it JOURNALISM

5. What is your relationship status? ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahSOMEONEdateMEpleaseANYONEhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha. Uhhm I am currently single as I am focused on my career goals, focusing on getting that money, focusing on me, focusing on the planet. YAS!!

6.What are your hobbies?

I like to sleep. THE END

7. What is your favorite quote?

I am the proud owner of the smallest amount of fucks to give-(MyDamnSelf)

8. How many languages are you fluent in? 

well….. I am fluent in English,Kiswahili, Bitch and some form of French. For real , we we, me me, ce ce… vule vukushe arevua, seesaw. That translates to you are very pretty. Go ahead, you can clap now.

9.Where do you see yourself in 10 years? 

In Shaa Allah not in jail for killing someone(who must have deserved it) and maybe a mum, you know have my very own little demons terrorizing this planet.

10.Favourite colours? Grey,black,silver,gold

11.Do you believe in love?…………………………. who came up with the term global warming???

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