Today, a little girl decided to test me and I as Lutfiya and the #PettyQUEEN, of course had to establish that she should return herself to whatever cockroach infested, edge control lacking,STD impending, cheap makeup bearing hole she came from.
As Ramadan approaches, I had decided not to get into any altercation with little girls but what shall one do when tested, what? I could have physically injured her but then again my boujee ass wasn’t built for prison.
I could have tarnished her name on social media but that would just enable her to gain followers, then again she does need people to like her “interesting” pictures. Just a word of advise little girl, when taking exposing pictures please ensure the background is clear, get rid of the banana peels and the magnum wrapper.
Moreover, please wash your bra, ensure you have paid your electricity token, (lighting is key) and stop stealing rugs and trying to convince us its a new weave…okay? thanks
Before you come for me little girl (and anyone else) just ask yourself these simple questions:
- Do I like being alive?
- Do I like having my hair attached to my head?
- Am I willing to loose all my teeth?
- Will my eyebrows and eyelashes survive?
- How many bones will I still have intact?
- Am I ready to meet God?
Reflect on that little girl, we are from 2 different worlds and I am more than willing to drag your little behind across the campus hallways by your rug …..I mean weave.
I don’t know how you do it where you’re from, but out here, we respect one another, respect me, my name, my existence and even the air I breathe. RESPECT IT LITTLE GIRL.
P.s. come to me I teach you how to act like a lady and not a hormone raging teenager.